Well, we were able to go to the midnight showing of Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Here is our review.
Where to begin with an awesome movie? Alright, first of all….. I will be talking about the film and how it differs from the book, so when I get to the spoilers I will notify you. So really first of all, the acting. I’ll start with the big name stars.
Pierce Brosnan as Chiron was terrific. It was cool to see him in a role as a mentor, not a ladies man secret agent. He did really well portraying, as he himself calls it, a “horse’s ass”.
Uma Thurman as Medusa….what to say other than brilliant? She did well portraying Medusa as someone other than a hideous monster. Her scenes “Sneak a Peek” were terrifically terrifying. She did an amazing job making me feel like I was in a balance between life and death, and had to keep my eyes closed. (I didn’t, but the suspense was awesome).

Sean Bean and Kevin Mckidd as Zeus and Poseidon respectively. They didn’t get a whole lot of screen time, but they were great nonetheless. And Kevin Mckidd, when he’s talking to Percy at the end, he was great trying to get Percy to see his side of things, that he had his duties as a god, and couldn’t be there for Percy.
Steve Coogan and Rosario Dawson were great as Hades and Persephone. Sure, Persephone wasn’t in the book, but I’m still glad they put her in anyways. When I heard that Steve Coogan was portraying Hades of all characters, I thought “Oh great, how’s that one going to turn out?” and the answer is amazing.

Now, onto the Trio and Jake Abel. I think they did a terrific job when they cast Logan, Brandon, Alexandra and Jake as the young stars. Logan Lerman did great playing a kid who didn’t know where he was, and his reactions to the new world of the Gods is simply terrific. “Did that really just happen?” and “This is a pen. It’s a PEN.”
He and Alexandra were terrific on screen. “I have really strong feelings for you, I’m just not sure if they’re good or bad.” Alexandra’s character of Annabeth was really Clarisse and Annabeth rolled into one. (Since Clarisse was not in this film). She’s introduced training with a bunch of other Demi-Gods and beating the living daylights out of them. She’s the one who jacks up Percy at the creek during the Capture the Flag game.
Brandon was the life and soul of the film. He was hilarious, and every comment of his was pure gold. They made Grover’s character less of a geeky unsure kid, and made him more of a ladies man. And his facial expression and smacking her hand when Persephone reached out and felt his jacket was funny. And his moves with his crutches, using them as weapons was hilarious. As well as when he started chewing on a soda can, I did not expect that one!
Jake Abel was awesome as Luke. While he didn’t have the huge scar across his face from the Hesperides dragon like in the book, (which I have heard people complain a lot about) everything else about him was awesome. His acting was brilliant, and the scene where he’s talking about how much he hates his Dad (Hermes) it seemed like he really meant it. And his fighting at the end of the film was cool. (I’ll say no more here.)

Now, onto the actual film. And here it is…..WARNING! IF YOU HAVE A SMALL SPOILER THRESHOLD, LOOK AWAY NOW AS WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF THE FILM WHICH IN WAYS DIFFER FROM THE BOOK. Now that we have that out of the way, here we go.
Instead of giving you a blow by blow synopsis of the film, I’m going to tell you what’s different about this from the book. Firstly, the camp does not have as modern of a feel as I expected. It was much more ancient looking, like some tribal place in a way. We don’t meet Clarisse at all, and Percy is immediately put into Poseidon’s cabin. Mr. D is not in this film at all, and neither is Ares. Instead of a Hellhound coming into the camp, Hades appears in his demonic form, and demands that Percy brings the lightning bolt to him in exchange for his mother.
Percy decides to sneak out of camp, and there’s no Oracle or prophecy. He goes to Luke along with Annabeth and Grover and get a shield and the flying shoes. He tells them that the only way for them to get back from the Underworld, is to look for Persephone’s Pearls, which there are three in the U.S. These pearls will bring them back from the Underworld to the real world. (As you might remember, these pearls are given to Percy by a messenger of Poseidon’s halfway through the quest.)
The first is to Medusa’s lair, which is completely run down, not a nice curio shop and diner like the book. The second is at the Parthenon, where they fight the Hydra. (not in the book at all). The last one is at the Lotus Hotel and Casino, probably my favorite scene in the film. They finally get all three and go to Hollywood where they get to the HOLLYWOOD sign, and enter into the Underworld where they meet Charon, who ferries them to Hades’ palace.

Hades gets the Lightning Bolt, from a shield that Luke gave Percy, so we find out that Luke is a traitor. Persephone steals the bolt from Hades and attacks him, then gives the bolt to Percy because if there’s a war, she’d be stuck with Hades. They escape, and Luke attacks them. Instead of Percy and Ares fighting over teh Lightning Bold, Luke and Percy have a fight for the Lightning Bolt with Luke saying that the reason he stole the bolt was that if the Gods had war, the Demi-gods could then take over the Gods, and rule. (In the book he does it for Kronos so the Titans can become the rulers again. How they’re going to turn that around for Sea of Monsters is anyone’s guess.) Percy then makes a trident out of water and hurls it at Luke, impaling him in the neck and hurling him out of sight.
The movie ends about the same way as the book, more or less. Also, there was no talk of a pact with the Big Three about not having kids anymore. No mention of how a child of the big three once age 16 would make a decision that would save….or destroy Olympus. I’m sure though that they’ll mention it in The Sea of Monsters. Instead of the Big Three pact, Zeus made a rule that the Gods could not interact with their children at all, because Poseidon was becoming more human around Sally and Percy, he left when Percy was seven months old.

All in all, if you’re a perfectionist who needs to see the actual book page for page put on screen you might be disappointed. But, if you can live with the changes that they made, and just accept it for what it is, a screen adaption of the book. NOT THE ACTUAL BOOK, then you will enjoy this awesome flick. Like Mr. Titley the screenwriter said: “The book and movie are two completely different beasts, if you made the book completely into a movie you would get too long of a movie. You need to make cuts and changes to make it a movie” I completely agree with the statement. (By the way, I’m paraphrasing that quote. The quote is I believe in the last interview we put up from Mr. Titley.
This film is absolutely worth going to see, and I will be seeing it again with my family this weekend. I strongly recommend this film to all moviegoers, Percy Jackson reader or not, go see this film! It’s fun for the whole family!!
Our verdict? 5 out of 5 stars! Enjoy the film and let us know what you thought of The Lightning Thief!!!!!
